he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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