so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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