Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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