he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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