Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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