Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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