He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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