yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
MIDGETS
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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