what if I'm pregnant?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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