He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
