can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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