god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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