Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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