he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't think brook has ever known best
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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