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Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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