she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
