If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate your face
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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