They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
