"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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