id be glad to
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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