There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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