Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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