and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You are a genius and a whore.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
