Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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