dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
