I cockslap morals
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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