I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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