So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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