So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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