Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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