butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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