found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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