If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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