You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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