Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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