im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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