i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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