Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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