i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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