Pregnant stripper...not hot.
North Korea, Best Korea!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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