yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You know, be my cock's hype man.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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