I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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