It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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