so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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