Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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