Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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