Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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