Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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