with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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