the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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