i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
