Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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