I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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