People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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