So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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