Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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