Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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