You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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